general

The what

as a proud 5.5 incher (fuck you mr 5.6)

girls stared at boners and talked about it

They stared at boners?

yeah

in have never in my life met a girl who willingly talks about penises, i think your the exception max

girls i sat with would

God damnit

stare at guys boners

and comment on them

not really

the closest i came to that

It’s because they have small cocks

Wow

was the game where people put hands on legs

and moved closer to the crotch

and you had to say something to stop them

people played that a lot in middleschool

what a weird horny game

Oh

I played that a lot

wow

I did the touching mostly

The only times I ever regret wearing baggy pants is when I get a boner

Tents are too noticeable and I hate it

rusp

just put the penis

under

Pika they’re noticeable through my shirt

your skin

Yes

A lot

I sleep on my stomach

Probably

can we talk about dreams

Okay

i had a dream where minecraft zombies were like real zombies

HOLY SHIT!!!

and it played out like a zombie movie

but they were minecraft zombies

I have not had a bad dream in like a year

i had a lot of dreams as a kid

one of them i remeber vividly is snake world

snake world fucked me up for a weeks

All of my dreams are good but when I wake up I’m extremely disappointed I had to leave the good worlds

yes

SNAKE WORLD

it was a zombie apocalypse

LET ME IN

but with snakes

and there was a bus

Max you have to let me in

Please

and the bus fell into a pier

and there was a guy in a hotdog suit

and there was big snakes

and a big huge snake

i have a lot of dreams because i force them

i like forcing dreams

pika there is a giant hole in my bed

my dreams are scarily realistic, even if something like a damn unicorn shows up, it still feels real

That’s a joke guys

I’m sorry I lied

those are called

dreams

what th e fuck

What the fuck is a

that reminds me of an unrealeated dream of mine

Is

so as a kid

i had a train table

do you guys even know what those are

autist

yes

train tables

with tracks

and you had trains you put on them

anyways

i left the hallway

I have dreams that I’m a knight a lot