general

rip

We gonna go watch sonic?

Holy shit boys

how dare you 1 up me

I could be number 2

mother fucker

go watch sonic with reggie

do it spoooky

Compare penises

sounds good, we'll do something stupid for sure

Max what did bio say his was

Im not single atm so no gay shit allowed unfortunately

my discord isnt

>not single

auto typing :(

oof

Youll have to go fuck pika sometime

tf is this sad conversation? LUL

"sad"

look xbrox

dick size is important

boys and girls talk about penises a lot

I can't count on two hands

how many times in middle schools

The what

as a proud 5.5 incher (fuck you mr 5.6)

girls stared at boners and talked about it

They stared at boners?

yeah

in have never in my life met a girl who willingly talks about penises, i think your the exception max

girls i sat with would

God damnit

stare at guys boners

and comment on them

not really

the closest i came to that

It’s because they have small cocks

Wow

was the game where people put hands on legs

and moved closer to the crotch

people played that a lot in middleschool

what a weird horny game

Oh

I played that a lot

wow

I did the touching mostly

The only times I ever regret wearing baggy pants is when I get a boner

Tents are too noticeable and I hate it

rusp

just put the penis

under

Pika they’re noticeable through my shirt

your skin

Yes

A lot

I sleep on my stomach

Probably

can we talk about dreams

Okay

i had a dream where minecraft zombies were like real zombies

HOLY SHIT!!!

and it played out like a zombie movie

but they were minecraft zombies

it was really weird

I have not had a bad dream in like a year

i had a lot of dreams as a kid

one of them i remeber vividly is snake world

snake world fucked me up for a weeks

All of my dreams are good but when I wake up I’m extremely disappointed I had to leave the good worlds

yes

SNAKE WORLD

it was a zombie apocalypse

LET ME IN

but with snakes

and there was a bus

Max you have to let me in

Please

and the bus fell into a pier

and there was a guy in a hotdog suit

and there was big snakes