general

bring back dueling

rapiers and Bowie knifes

The survival of the fittest

I almost got suspended for bringing a bread knife in to cut a cake i made for a project

dueling but it has to be with actual flint lock dueling pistols

That is absolutely a reggie comment

maybe I don't understand women but I'm sure they'd agree that swords are hot

Instead of doing a school shooting I’ll convince my chemistry teacher to let me show the class this cool crystal growing experiment

Swords are hot

I know many girls that own sworda

Swords

1000 degree sword vs chad

bring a longsword and snap all the stupid weebs shitty weeb swords appaK

the girls I knew in HS/college who liked swords

Were actually men

were also the kind who wrote furry fanfiction about fucking horsecocks

Penetration

So Reggie

Can we do a meetup where we all do forged in fire style sword making to see which person here is the designated blacksmith

spooky would win

i feel like

^

We don’t have any black people

i have watched almost every episode of forged in fire

and i still have no idea

It's hottest where I live

I feel like id have a chance, i did actual blacksmithing when i was a smol boy

gent says nigger a lot so he must be black

how about glass blowing instead

I think I would know how to form metal

That’s about it

I can make shitty spoons and stuff

how about just blowing

spooky would be down

Glass blowing is really cool

I'm so bad at it though

I had a chance to do it before and I didn’t want to because

I don’t remember why

Because it's gay

Honestly gent you’re probably right

I think the drawback is how much time all of this takes

I wish I would of had the chance to try smithing

Is you have to blow on a phallic object

They're fun hobbies

but when a single piece takes most of your weekend

it stops being as fun

In concept stuff like this is cool

In practice it’s long and grueling

Max, is Forged in Fire a complete meme now

I talked to some guys who were on the show, and all they did was rant about how it wasn't "pure" anymore

When did you meet people who were on the show

October/November

I can't remember exatcly when

He knows all the hollywood execs

I’m sure

He wanted to try mastering the blade and needed to find a good blacksmith

The guys who compete on the show are total rednecks, it's not like they're professionals or anything

at least, it used to be

I can't say I've watched the show in forever

Networks make it too hard to watch these kind of shows

DIY, Food Netork, HGN, AWE, etc.

From what ive learned from the show either swords are lame and would break after cutting like 2 peoples arms off, or its just a really hard art and all these rednecks are shit at it

idk sometimes you can watch it and

ill think "this guy isnt a blacksmith or anything of the sort"

sometimes it feels like its paid actors now

which would make sense since uh

That's what this guy was ranting about

yeah

it was more about on-camera presence, when they were casting

it's the same problem that the TV game show Jeopardy has

really qualified people, have to take acting lessons, before they're let on the show

an actual sword would take some effort to break

speaking of jepardy

sad northernlion never got accepted

A shitty sword becomes a offbalanced club after a few swings

swords where never super sharp

A shitty sword becomes a handle after a few swings

you could hold the blade and not be cut

You can do that with knives