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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, January 30, 2020
More emails oh boy
I am up to 5 coronavirus emails from my school
lol I did not notice that
I hadn't seen it, but you're right
maybe they have smol pp
It's a chicken or egg problem though
was their pp small, which made them transgender
or was their pp small, because they were transgender
If youre 9 its because your pp is small
I'm not sure what age I was when my dick grew though, unironically
we always meme about Umbreon hitting second puberty
but who knows, stranger things have happened
i did spam porn, it was even a meme
im still waiting for that age
to clarify penis size is based on will to live
which explains why max has no penis and i have the tiniest penis here
I wonder what the correlation strength is between those two factors, for real
I have to assume there's a minor one
but would be interested if coroners started to measure the penises of suicide victims
If the average size of suicidees; over the age of 21 say, had penises that were more than 2 standard deviations below average
that would be an interesting statistic that if anything would be a common cause correlation rather then a direct correlation
i assume that people today have a way to measure dead people's genetalia
I think you could just stretch it out, and measure length
that is also some dystopian shit. This man has a 3 incher, prescribe mood enhancing drugs
what field of science would that be under
measurement theory?
Kappa
Imagine parents getting called into the school's office, on penis measurement day
to find out their their kid is being taken into custody