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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Thursday, January 30, 2020
More emails oh boy
I am up to 5 coronavirus emails from my school
lol I did not notice that
I hadn't seen it, but you're right
maybe they have smol pp
It's a chicken or egg problem though
was their pp small, which made them transgender
or was their pp small, because they were transgender
If youre 9 its because your pp is small
I'm not sure what age I was when my dick grew though, unironically
we always meme about Umbreon hitting second puberty
but who knows, stranger things have happened
i did spam porn, it was even a meme
im still waiting for that age
to clarify penis size is based on will to live
which explains why max has no penis and i have the tiniest penis here
I wonder what the correlation strength is between those two factors, for real
I have to assume there's a minor one
but would be interested if coroners started to measure the penises of suicide victims
If the average size of suicidees; over the age of 21 say, had penises that were more than 2 standard deviations below average
that would be an interesting statistic that if anything would be a common cause correlation rather then a direct correlation
i assume that people today have a way to measure dead people's genetalia
I think you could just stretch it out, and measure length
that is also some dystopian shit. This man has a 3 incher, prescribe mood enhancing drugs