general

more than normal

i actually vacuum now that I grew my hair out

Vacuum your house

i do

Max, is this your hair or pet hair?

do it better

mine

if your hair is it your head or crotch

or you know

any other source of hair

armpits probably

its bigger than my foot

the amount there is

what the fuck

either max has tiny feet or the longest hair in the world

well its

a giant ball of hair

from probably the last week

fucking women

with their long hair

there's also a paperclip in it

but i think that paperclip is lost

you need to vaccum

i do

i do it like twice a month

my desk also gets covered in hair

but i just push it off of the left side, which is where my switch dock is

so if i dont vaccum inbetween the time i play my switch or swipe hair

i have to clean the dock

very good system

replace your desk with an air hockey table

that way, all the hair will glide seamlessly off

Replace your carpet with hair problem solved

does your hair not glide seamlessly off anyways?

Or get cancer so you hair falls out and then you no longer have to worry about the hair in the carpet

or go with a pixie cut

no to

both of those

We should all draw straws, and then take turns styling Max for a month

who would be the worst, do you reckon?

uh

karp

I feel like Pika would shave Max completely though, and dress her like a Canadian

Karp would just give you his hand-me-down clothes

i thought we were talking actual members max

i think spooky would be the best because he has actually met her

i dont take spooky one for appearances

judging by his car

you would be correct

kappa

I don't trust me either

You'd end up wearing a meme hoodie all month

doordash hat

and my car is great

is it legal to wear a aheago hoodie

>:(

is public indecency still a thing

not in VA

figures

since you're there

is our state motto

who are you loving spooky

wait but actually

could i wear a aheago hoodie

to school

probably not

my HS would ding girls for wearing skirts that were too short

i think that would be more of a school sanctioned law rather than a government one

girls wear almost naked clothing at my school

i think its fine

there's a difference between thottery and degeneracy

brb, transfering schools

I look at this chat for a sec and all i see is pika is shaving max, wtf is happening here

Reggie, for your month

how are you dressing up Max?

I dunno, prob hoodie and whatever else is around

Its cold here it doesnt matter what you wear its just coats

Oh right Reggie, I forgot