general

ERA is a amendment

Wasn’t that what they passed it as?

no, they passed a bill, ratifying an expired amendment for the federal consitutiion

also

I'm so fucking done with politics

all of you fucks know next to nothing

Bernie and Warren are at war

Could say they are

Warren

Hey I know things

just canadian things

I figured they were passing it as their state constitution

No, it's been part of our state constitution since 1880

Oh

This is what I mean

I genuinely feel for China

i heard china are building chimeras tho

At least over there they can eat dogs

from a reputable source

@Gent confirm

you ever tried dog?

are your people building chimeras

you cant hide the truth from us anymore

anyone else able to swipe their foot across their carpet and create giant hairballs?

just me?

ok

No carpets

cannot related

If you swipe your foot properly, you can build up big friction blisters wait a day or two

with how much hair my cats lose, if I had carpets yes

and then pop those suckers

i do max

this is actually too much

more than normal

i actually vacuum now that I grew my hair out

Vacuum your house

i do

Max, is this your hair or pet hair?

mine

if your hair is it your head or crotch

or you know

any other source of hair

armpits probably

its bigger than my foot

the amount there is

what the fuck

either max has tiny feet or the longest hair in the world

well its

a giant ball of hair

from probably the last week

fucking women

with their long hair

there's also a paperclip in it

but i think that paperclip is lost

you need to vaccum

i do

i do it like twice a month

my desk also gets covered in hair

but i just push it off of the left side, which is where my switch dock is

so if i dont vaccum inbetween the time i play my switch or swipe hair

i have to clean the dock

very good system

replace your desk with an air hockey table

that way, all the hair will glide seamlessly off

Replace your carpet with hair problem solved

does your hair not glide seamlessly off anyways?

Or get cancer so you hair falls out and then you no longer have to worry about the hair in the carpet

or go with a pixie cut

no to

both of those

We should all draw straws, and then take turns styling Max for a month

who would be the worst, do you reckon?

you

uh

karp

I feel like Pika would shave Max completely though, and dress her like a Canadian

Karp would just give you his hand-me-down clothes

i thought we were talking actual members max