general

owo

THIS

IS

SPARTA

pfff

WE ARE MARRIED

best pickup line

"my donkey fell into your waffle hole"

goddamn

shrek is not smart in random situations

these girls like to be on top

those cupcakes

lol

They also decide to make shrek weaker than fiona

(((I wonder why)))

because shrek has become domesticated

hes literally threatening to kill them

oh shit

this is that meme

they fucking memed

they referenced the wizard of oz

by the way, im pretty sure there are girl ogres there

nah, fiona is the hive queen

Do we see the female ogres?

im pretty sure we do

here he comes!

the best part

it's chonk

I can't believe Endgame copied Shrek 4

Shrek 4 copied "Its a Wonderful Life" so its a chain

does shrek understand that true love is reciprocated and that is sexual assault

It's Leg

i wish

and that lesson was learned in Shrek 2

pretty sure its rob and his fan base

and forgotten

chequebook

theres a girl

see?

lol

good call xBrox

backup hive queen

I guess there's less semen inside Fiona than initially thought

pfff, scott

this is basically a sex scene

scott will make himself tiny and jump up rumple's butt

please censor it

Remember in the first movie when shrek beat an entire tournament of knights

yes

I too, like punching women

easily

remember when he lost all of his edge and need for any strength because he;s a prince?

He didn't get any smaller

He always beat people with wrestling moves, not strength

he needs to show her his dick and then she'll be all over him

to be fair shrek pretty much always fought empty handed

he won because he was basically immune to the weapons of Dulac

pff, its subtle but i like how donkey hated puss, now its the opposite

end

pika wanna join us?

no

too bad

Pika join us

this is what happened during the dancing plague

whatever is takes

and nothing happens because she hates him

yup

should have seduced a witch

the contract never specified it had to be fiona that was in love with him

In shrek 2, true love supposedly also includes anyone who gets date-raped with a love potion

does shrek know that tidbit?

thats racist

RIP

but he just released all the ogres

"Nobody's smart but me!"

wholesome scam

If she's not a real ogre then the piper song shouldn't work on her