general

Why do they do this plot point again

to get the dragon

also to reveal she escaped on her own like a strong independent ogre lady

In the spirit of being locked in a tower to maintain your virginity

what's the longest ya'll have been grounded for in your life

never

grounded in the 21st century

LUL

like an hour

my parents never gave me anything to take away so it was just TV bans

been grounded from doing anything fun for the rest of the day, i think thats it

CHAD OGRES AHOY

MAKE OGRES GREAT AGAIN

oh this part

owo

THIS

IS

SPARTA

pfff

WE ARE MARRIED

best pickup line

"my donkey fell into your waffle hole"

goddamn

shrek is not smart in random situations

these girls like to be on top

those cupcakes

lol

They also decide to make shrek weaker than fiona

(((I wonder why)))

because shrek has become domesticated

hes literally threatening to kill them

oh shit

this is that meme

they fucking memed

they referenced the wizard of oz

by the way, im pretty sure there are girl ogres there

nah, fiona is the hive queen

Do we see the female ogres?

im pretty sure we do

the best part

it's chonk

I can't believe Endgame copied Shrek 4

Shrek 4 copied "Its a Wonderful Life" so its a chain

does shrek understand that true love is reciprocated and that is sexual assault

It's Leg

i wish

and that lesson was learned in Shrek 2

pretty sure its rob and his fan base

and forgotten

chequebook

theres a girl

see?

yep

lol

good call xBrox

backup hive queen

I guess there's less semen inside Fiona than initially thought

pfff, scott

this is basically a sex scene

scott will make himself tiny and jump up rumple's butt

please censor it

Remember in the first movie when shrek beat an entire tournament of knights

yes

I too, like punching women

easily

remember when he lost all of his edge and need for any strength because he;s a prince?

He didn't get any smaller

He always beat people with wrestling moves, not strength

he needs to show her his dick and then she'll be all over him

to be fair shrek pretty much always fought empty handed

he won because he was basically immune to the weapons of Dulac

pff, its subtle but i like how donkey hated puss, now its the opposite

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