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oh god

that was the most random

and weird dream i've ever had

Max the Conquistadora?

I think if your dream contained anything from the movie last night, it's probably comedy gold.

no

its nothing to do with dora

"weird" by MaxAkito standards is pretty out-there

So I'm curious to hear

its just random stuff happening

like pika had a heart attack at some point and i dont know how i knew

buti just did

Ah, the plot of the most recent Rick&Morty

kappa

Do you dream in the 1st person most of the time, or is it all 3rd person, out of body style dreaming

both

1st and 3rd

I've learned a very unscientific way to "activate" me having dreams for a night

so I have them alot

>very unscentific

Get real tired, and then go to sleep

i keep my side table light on

every time i do that

like 90% of the time

i get dreams i remember

Christmas idea

Ask for an upgraded sidetable light

Upgrade your dreams

funny

As a kid were you ever into dream catchers

They you'd hang in your room

no

I used to have like 3 sizes of dream catcher

And I'd choose which one to hang up each night

It was a risk/reward thing

Bigger ones let better dreams through, but maybe re nightmares sneak past

The tiny, tight ones, are harder to get through

But less cool dreams

spooky

i dont think that's what they do

just catch nightmares

So, the way they actually work

Is that the nightmares get caught in the web

But there's a hole in the center, for good dreams to get through

Big, cool, awesome dreams

Can't fit through the loli dreamcatchers

I had a LOT of dreamcatchers as a kid

I'm realizing

did you have magic rocks too

I stole a magic rock from the Rainforest Cafe

I'm sure I still have it somewhere

It was "speaking" to me, I was convinced

What colour was your magic rock Max

blue

someone stole it at the bus stop and threw it in a ditch and i never got it back

How big was yours?

Mine's small, mostly purple

One-hander for sure

Did yours take two?

no

small

someone stole it and threw it and i couldnt find it

if it was big enough for two hands

id think i was really retarded for not findin git

lol, fair

Well next time I'm in Richmond, I'll keep my eye out for any blue rocks in ditches

https://i.imgur.com/wQPoAK8.png

spooky

i just watched it and i dont understand what you meant

You knew because your souls were bound together

I'm not sure that's where my brain went immediately

wouldn't she also be having a heart attack though

^

Well Max, have you had a heart attack recently?

do we really have to ask?

Holy shit max that is scary

I did have a heart attack

I am in the hospital right now

11!!!!

thankfully they let me bring my desktop with me to the hospital