general

Rosebud is his sled

man i forgot how

offensive ghost stories dub was

black people jokes, jew jokes, christan jokes, gay jokes

that would not fly now adays

I hate liberals ruining comedy

can they just hurry up and try to take our guns already

Boogaloo

oh god

that was the most random

and weird dream i've ever had

Max the Conquistadora?

I think if your dream contained anything from the movie last night, it's probably comedy gold.

no

its nothing to do with dora

"weird" by MaxAkito standards is pretty out-there

So I'm curious to hear

its just random stuff happening

like pika had a heart attack at some point and i dont know how i knew

buti just did

Ah, the plot of the most recent Rick&Morty

kappa

Do you dream in the 1st person most of the time, or is it all 3rd person, out of body style dreaming

both

1st and 3rd

I've learned a very unscientific way to "activate" me having dreams for a night

so I have them alot

>very unscentific

Get real tired, and then go to sleep

i keep my side table light on

every time i do that

like 90% of the time

i get dreams i remember

Christmas idea

Ask for an upgraded sidetable light

Upgrade your dreams

funny

As a kid were you ever into dream catchers

no

I used to have like 3 sizes of dream catcher

And I'd choose which one to hang up each night

It was a risk/reward thing

Bigger ones let better dreams through, but maybe re nightmares sneak past

The tiny, tight ones, are harder to get through

But less cool dreams

spooky

i dont think that's what they do

dont they you know

just catch nightmares

So, the way they actually work

Is that the nightmares get caught in the web

But there's a hole in the center, for good dreams to get through

Big, cool, awesome dreams

Can't fit through the loli dreamcatchers

I had a LOT of dreamcatchers as a kid

I'm realizing

did you have magic rocks too

I stole a magic rock from the Rainforest Cafe

I'm sure I still have it somewhere

It was "speaking" to me, I was convinced

What colour was your magic rock Max

blue

someone stole it at the bus stop and threw it in a ditch and i never got it back

How big was yours?

Mine's small, mostly purple

One-hander for sure

Did yours take two?

no

small

someone stole it and threw it and i couldnt find it

if it was big enough for two hands

id think i was really retarded for not findin git

lol, fair

Well next time I'm in Richmond, I'll keep my eye out for any blue rocks in ditches

https://i.imgur.com/wQPoAK8.png

spooky

i just watched it and i dont understand what you meant

You knew because your souls were bound together