general

Spooky, just because you prefer to keep your teen slaves on slave rations doesn't mean the rest have to suffer

because fuck them

Thank you for the gold kind stranger

But then they can argue that you forgot about them since they got nothing

There have been more retarded things to leave an estate to

banana and blueberry with milk in a smoothie, one bigish cheese piece and one smallish pepperoni piece

vitamins and rotisserie chicken by itself

karp

(it's actually good advice Karp)

Uh

Like the square slices of pizza

Or the triangle

Yes

no

(it's advice stolen from reddit)

lmao Rusp

papa johnsu

Yes

Okay

That all sounds pretty terrible

Just because it's stolen doesn't mean it's not a good idea

Quantify your chicken consumption

Chicken is fine

the fact that it is stolen is not the problem

If it's just normal chicken, not chicken nuggets or whatever else

Is it that i waste my life on youtube reddit videos

idk like a few bits

not a few but

how do you quantify rotisserie

Uh

Did you eat the wings

Breasts, legs, thighs, wings

Proportions of each

no

just from the middle

Okay max

How many cups of chicken

Also btw you need to eat vegetables

idk

Well

How many bites of chicken did you take

There you go

You should remember that

For sure

how many licks did it take you to get to the center of the chicken

There we go

How many calories did you consume?

To the hundreth

Would you consider eating some broccoli alongside it next time

Or a salad

Because broccoli is ass

Broccoli is great

Just steam it and top it with butter and cheese

Asparagus is the only palatable green

Or you can do it fancier ways

Don’t put cheese on it

If you do salad, don't use store-bought dressings

You’ll get botulism

Try eating some salmon/sardines/mackerel

Heart healthy fats

Okay you don’t have to do that

Double down

eat only mcdonalds

Rusp, I'll strangle you

either your heart gives out or it gets stronger

It’s reverse psychology

Also the odds of max liking sardines is 0

I like em

You can mash them up with some mustard

Yes but do your meals consist of pepperoni or a toddlers portion of nuggets

I'd advise against mayo if you're using the generic store-brand shit

I’m sure max is taking all this to heart

Is that right Max

just eat normal food

Max is sitting there dead

And we’re giving her advice on how to live

What a great tribute

the nigga at the bottom really ties the whole thing together

Do we have to make one of these for max