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Question max

hi

As I am a doctor

I have to ask you some questions

uhuh

I wonder if a lawyer could let me leave my estate, to a Discord channel

What did you eat yesterday

lmao

It'd be a great last "fuck you" to my family

uh

and the entire esitate, goes to someone called max akeatieo

pizza a smoothie, vitamins and a little bit of chicken

Geeze

Okay uh

How much pizza

And what kind of chicken

karp if you say anything about the channel I am banning you

like one big and one small

What

rotisserie

Go what

lmao, this health coaching from Gent and Rusp

@Spooky Phijkchu if you give your family only 1 dollar each they'll have a harder time getting your shit

>someone reads reddit

Fucking redditor

I am reddit

or Karp, I can write a legal will spelling out that they get nothing

Spooky, just because you prefer to keep your teen slaves on slave rations doesn't mean the rest have to suffer

because fuck them

Thank you for the gold kind stranger

But then they can argue that you forgot about them since they got nothing

There have been more retarded things to leave an estate to

banana and blueberry with milk in a smoothie, one bigish cheese piece and one smallish pepperoni piece

vitamins and rotisserie chicken by itself

karp

(it's actually good advice Karp)

Uh

Like the square slices of pizza

Or the triangle

no

(it's advice stolen from reddit)

lmao Rusp

papa johnsu

Yes

Okay

That all sounds pretty terrible

Just because it's stolen doesn't mean it's not a good idea

Quantify your chicken consumption

Chicken is fine

the fact that it is stolen is not the problem

If it's just normal chicken, not chicken nuggets or whatever else

Is it that i waste my life on youtube reddit videos

idk like a few bits

not a few but

how do you quantify rotisserie

Uh

Did you eat the wings

Breasts, legs, thighs, wings

Proportions of each

no

just from the middle

Okay max

How many cups of chicken

Also btw you need to eat vegetables

idk

Well

Cups was probably too big

How many bites of chicken did you take

There you go

You should remember that

For sure

how many licks did it take you to get to the center of the chicken

There we go

How many calories did you consume?

To the hundreth

Would you consider eating some broccoli alongside it next time

Or a salad

Because broccoli is ass

Broccoli is great