general

I already have a purple head

Whatever happened to those days of imperialism

Enslaving the natives?

Have you all turned pussy since?

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Max, our state is gay

>diet BBQ sauce

Proof no one cares about memphis barbecue

Carolina bbq is actually my favorite

They nailed it

I don't care for barbecue

I love BBQ

Because I’m an American

You fucking commie

I don't need all that sugar on my meat

Memphis BBQ and Nashville hotsauce are both shit

Put garlic on it

And butter

But BBQ tastes better

You fucking hipster

You belong in California

You want sugar on your meat, rusp

I think that speaks for itself

Is that a sexual innuendo?

Now I'm gonna be grilling a tomahawk ribeye

Sugar usually refers to girls

So you know what gent

You’re correct

What are you doing for freedom day?

I’m in New York

Mhmm

Info

Well, at least you get manhattan clam chowder

Why is this a gym though

Bet there are a lot of Jinx's there

There’s a lot of weezing

And alolan ratatatata

That was pretty epic

I also currently own the Empire State Building gym

Why is Pokémon power in Pokémon go measured by cp

child porn makes you stronger

it is why spooky and I are buff boys

Yep

The biggest people I know

Buffest turned into biggest

Is that why all the politicians and media people watch cp

Yep

Pokémon go to the poles

Slave go

to the poles

What

slave go

its the new hit

mobile game

Oh is it now

What do you do in it

capture actual humans

and have them fight

Rusp, ask anyone you see on their phone, if they're catching slaves

Good idea

I’ll ask this nice black man right here

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Nothing makes me feel more American, than eating dinner.

Especially on days like this

what did you have on this most american of days

I think all of it would be classified as smooth food

disgusting forget I asked

Chedarwaurst, some other sausage, deviled eggs, and potato salad

sausage is not smooth food

But hot dogs are?

the hot dogs thing was a joke

I do not like them for non smooth related reasons

hotdogs are good if you don't put ketchup on them

ketchup is bad so that is self evidentally true

ketchup

is good