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I have a bulb of Quinoa on my desk right now Rusp

#progressive

New York is getting to me

The city life

I can’t stand these god damn hipsters

You should put the quinoa on your hotdog bun pizza

You should learn to cook

The day I learn to cook is the day I submit

You eat soggy bread on the daily

I haven’t eaten a piece of bread in 4 months

All this shit food is going to keep your brain stunted

Gent I am smarter than you

Guaranteed

Do tell

I’ve seen California’s average IQ

I know what’s happening

I'm not black or mexican

Try again

Honkey

You are a minority

All minorities have issues

Whites are the true minority of the world

We’re the best race though

No argument to be had

Then you should be invading the rest of those uncivilized lands

I can’t go to war though

I have no legs

Oh sure sure

I already have a purple head

Whatever happened to those days of imperialism

Enslaving the natives?

Have you all turned pussy since?

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Max, our state is gay

>diet BBQ sauce

Proof no one cares about memphis barbecue

Carolina bbq is actually my favorite

They nailed it

I don't care for barbecue

I love BBQ

You fucking commie

I don't need all that sugar on my meat

Memphis BBQ and Nashville hotsauce are both shit

Put garlic on it

And butter

But BBQ tastes better

You fucking hipster

You belong in California

You want sugar on your meat, rusp

I think that speaks for itself

Is that a sexual innuendo?

Now I'm gonna be grilling a tomahawk ribeye

Sugar usually refers to girls

So you know what gent

You’re correct

What are you doing for freedom day?

I’m in New York

Mhmm

Info

Well, at least you get manhattan clam chowder

Why is this a gym though

Bet there are a lot of Jinx's there

There’s a lot of weezing

And alolan ratatatata

I caught a dragonair

That was pretty epic

I also currently own the Empire State Building gym

Why is Pokémon power in Pokémon go measured by cp

child porn makes you stronger

it is why spooky and I are buff boys

Yep

The biggest people I know

Buffest turned into biggest

Is that why all the politicians and media people watch cp

Yep

Pokémon go to the poles

Slave go