general

or, maybe he's dying

no he does it every year dialga

150 then christmas sometimes 200

or sometimes 150 150

not sure why

(though he does illegally run his business kinda)

does he give it to you in crumpled $1s

no

BUT

he does ALWAYS

carry around like

200 usd in cash

no matter what

um... that's not weird

i usually carry like 75

I should mug him

dialga

I try to carry around 200-300 usually

youd be fucked

because if im every caught with a card not working thats enough to cover

ya i know

he's jacked- but is kinda short

not sure if you could take him

Dialga, we could tag team him

if im buying shit for more than like 75 its a weird day

if you had two people you could

my rationale Reggie, is that if I ever fuck up, that's usually enough money to fix something

Parents won’t accept 200 for a child, Spooky.

you'd be suprised

i never bring out my wallet

so it has like 300? usd in it

though i guess 600 now

My wallet has 6 dollars

I stopped keeping cash at home, kind of figured it was a waste

well spoooky

i have to deposite it

if i want it not at home

You can deposit it into my account

It has a whole

That’s my entire life savings

i guess this is why i dont like people spending money on me

i have money

i just dont- or cant use it

I think it's also a scale thing

$20 has a different value to a middle schooler, high school, college, etc

20 still sounds like a lot to me

That's my point though

Well

Really now

20 dollars digital feels like less than an actual bill

Food has doubled in price around here since I was a kid

if not trippled

Food has stayed about consistent around me

Maybe you’re 35

No, liberals just moved in around here

Move to Ohio

Come on guys

People who don't bat an eye, paying $20 for a cheeseburger

everything's such a scam

What

20 for a cheeseburger?

that's a rip off

That's my point

it was slow

and suddenly, that $5 burger is $10, then $15, now $20

I’ve never seen a burger around where I live for above 15

And that’s at the classiest restaraunts

everywhere thinks they're "classy" around here though

Most everything has them from about 5 - 10

that's the problem

Most places around me are family owned diners

And fast food

everything "rustic" or "authentic" or some other buzzword

Okay spooky

which just means it's shitty

I’m being serious

Move to a rural area

Trust me

Go grow some crops