general

unless spooky joins

idk Max, hours in a car with Bopit

i cant drive for long periods of time

I hate driving for long periods of time

perfect

I'm really good at driving for long periods of time

I can't drive at night though

oh my god

What

okay

its a puzzle

we just need to work out the perfect lengths of time

We have to take shifts

yes

so spooky drives from 5am to 5pm

That'd be the entire roadtrip

i drive an hour, umbreon drives an hour

then its nap time

would it be spooky

We could get to Pika in 12 hours

And then we murder him

god i had a funny idea

have someone pretend to be max and join you all

then like 7 hours in

them reveal theyre just some random person

No Max, just have them ask "are you a cop" at hour 10

oh god

get the same person to do it

thats max now

no one else exists

300lb Max can sumo wrestle 350lb Pika

i

dont think hes that big

"Max" i mean

there

better

what would you guess

270?

i saw him on the street the other day

or road i guess

but he's not one of those overwhelming fats it looks like

just very large

I'm so interested too see what Pika looks like

his body type I mean

I can't picture him

He is amorphous

loli

umbreon

would you actually go see bopit

or meetup with him

I don’t trust any one of you

wow

what

youre an adult

Wait, since when

You’re all acquaintances

We are not friends

Someone pull out the friendship web

listen

There is no friendship in internet

once you loose youre virginity

youre an adult

So spooky is still a child then

Nice try Max

no

Makes sense

spooky is an adult

he has mny sex stories

i am also an adult

I cannot believe that

so is runegod

and you

Being molested in your sleep, shouldn't count

The secret to eternal youth is no sex clearly

ever heard of dying a virgin

its quite common

No those are fake virgins

uhuh

What? do you not believe that all those 18/19 year old girls dying in Iraq are pure virginal teens