It’s a road trip where you all get busted for harboring child pornography
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Monday, July 1, 2019
*for harbouring a literal child
idk Max, hours in a car with Bopit
I hate driving for long periods of time
I'm really good at driving for long periods of time
I can't drive at night though
What
We have to take shifts
That'd be the entire roadtrip
We could get to Pika in 12 hours
And then we murder him
No Max, just have them ask "are you a cop" at hour 10
300lb Max can sumo wrestle 350lb Pika
what would you guess
I'm so interested too see what Pika looks like
his body type I mean
I can't picture him
He is amorphous
I don’t trust any one of you
Wait, since when
You’re all acquaintances
We are not friends
Someone pull out the friendship web
There is no friendship in internet
So spooky is still a child then
Nice try Max
Makes sense
I cannot believe that
Being molested in your sleep, shouldn't count
The secret to eternal youth is no sex clearly