general

idk

my grandmother really loves Vt

not rochester

and my grandmother is ALWAYSright

kappa

wait no, my GREAT grandmother

even more right

still alive btw

Your grandmother will change her mind when she meets your rochester business major boyfriend

the supreme chad

my great grandmother doesnt like me anyways

coming to take away his gamer girl

she used to

but somethign changed!

yeah

you became a total thot

i am

the exact opposite of a thot

a toht

you lead on men with your covered up appearance

Do you breath

and are a gamer girl

mean

no pika

shhhhhhhhhh

Did you know UR is a top 25 school Max?

who

Urealms?

Urealms is a...

fucking

University of Richmond

oh

how?

ikr

I thought it was worse than VCU

where do i even go

but it's actually nationally ranked

with my sshit gpa

spooky is listing like 50 schools and saying they're all top 25

Uwaterloo

i said shit gpa

wait you should go to rochester

GMU Max, you can like 5 minutes from me

will they accept shit gpa

sweet, goes from 12 to 5

thats a good change

7 minutes

7

spooky isnt actually

12 mins away from me

dozens of minutes

Becomes spookies apprentice max. He will accept your shit gpa, and you will be 0 mins away

its probably like30?

an hour?

dozens of minutes is acurate

tutor under spooky

yeah, I can make it in under an hour

well if I ever really need you spooky

would you come help me

Spooky, what are your tuition rates?

at PU

>tuition rates

yes I am the college now

you pay with work

Phijkchu University

come on

pizza work

you're running it

PizzaU

2 pizza deliveries an hour

spooky can i get a PHD

in Pizza Delivery

yes

PHIJKHCU honorary degree

spooky can i win the PHD race right now

you can indeed get one

give it to me

let me win

man