general

get an uber

ok new plan

Umbreon hurry up

and get to college

go to VCU

Spooky, hear me out

convince him to go to uwaterloo, then you can get 2 for one

that is a better deal for travel

no

Virgin commonwealth

yes

well im no virgin

i cant possibly go

yes you are

To be fair, there are like 20 good schools in VA

you added a 0

most in the country, outside of New York

you added a 20

no pika

oof

we have like 2

W&M, UVA, VT, GMU, and JMU are top 25 schools

wait

VT is good?

yes

i thought it was a meme

for an engineering school

The 2 I was thinking of were uh

JMU and UVA

>be VT, not rochester >thinking you are a decent school when you are not rochester, top US school

kek

idk

my grandmother really loves Vt

not rochester

and my grandmother is ALWAYSright

kappa

wait no, my GREAT grandmother

even more right

still alive btw

Your grandmother will change her mind when she meets your rochester business major boyfriend

my great grandmother doesnt like me anyways

coming to take away his gamer girl

she used to

but somethign changed!

yeah

you became a total thot

i am

the exact opposite of a thot

a toht

you lead on men with your covered up appearance

Do you breath

and are a gamer girl

mean

no pika

shhhhhhhhhh

Did you know UR is a top 25 school Max?

who

Urealms?

Urealms is a...

fucking

University of Richmond

oh

how?

ikr

I thought it was worse than VCU

where do i even go

but it's actually nationally ranked

with my sshit gpa

spooky is listing like 50 schools and saying they're all top 25

Uwaterloo

i said shit gpa

wait you should go to rochester

GMU Max, you can like 5 minutes from me

will they accept shit gpa

sweet, goes from 12 to 5

thats a good change

7 minutes

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