general

your legs are taller than vinny

Vinny is 3’2

thats possible

My sister does know how to fight though

I could take her

so wrastlin' is out

Rollout

Yeah but she’s a woman

Defense Curl

she'd murder you Pika

Stockpile

I'm sure

Spit Up

You and her do mud wrestling?

Is that why you keep challenging me?

Pikachu knows Mud Slap

You are a seasoned veteran?

it is a betting scam

I know hyperbeam

spooky already has 100k against you because you lack legs

then he is going to throw

too bad you're permanently paralyzed

rusp

My dick flaccid and dead is still longer than yours full mast

Rusp, imagine if you injure your legs again

how funny that'll be

at least i can get a woman lmao

legless freak

I’ve had a woman

getting yourself does not count

Also that

>Max counting

good one Umbreon

why would max count

she's a dickless freak

like you lmao

gottem

Damn...

oh sjit

he got me

i am obliterated

eviscerated

This is all Umbreron pulling a long-con

consecrated

conflagerated

he's going to whip out a 9-incher at the Phijkchu meetup

spooky you are going to be the first to realize our mistake when umbreon is pegging you with his 15inches

precipitated

15inches around mind you, 20 long

complicated

raticated

He’s going to have balls filled with synthoil

They will be literal boulders

other words that rhyme

umbreon is actually a 30ft tall god

I'm going to show up to Arizona, and he's going to have ODed on Viagra

trying to make this meme real

good job you guys

killing Umbreon

nice try

I’m actually a 3’1 Manley

im already oded

waht

wait

Manley

im dead

oh fuck

mankey

found rusps pokemon

No

It’s sentret

theres not tenor of sentret

bad poke

Fuck You

Fuck

You

fuck you

kill yourself