general

you two need to have a race

winner gets

And then sex

what

fat men >> fat women

in all cases

Spooky come pick me up

idk Pika, I don't think she's actually fatter than you

she's just really fat

I’ll race pika without my legs

pikachu is just storing his fat reserves for the race

how tall

he's like uh

snorlax

I genuinely don't know

being fat and 6 feet and being fat and 4'11'' are very different

shorter than me

that's all I can give you

Is she considerably shorter?

probably 5'10 to 6'0

shit

somewhere in there

Lol

taller than jinny

Get cucked fucking manlets

everyone is taller than vinny

Me without legs is taller than vinny

impossible

Possible

your legs are taller than vinny

Vinny is 3’2

thats possible

My sister does know how to fight though

I could take her

so wrastlin' is out

Rollout

Yeah but she’s a woman

Defense Curl

she'd murder you Pika

Stockpile

Spit Up

You and her do mud wrestling?

Is that why you keep challenging me?

Pikachu knows Mud Slap

You are a seasoned veteran?

it is a betting scam

I know hyperbeam

spooky already has 100k against you because you lack legs

then he is going to throw

too bad you're permanently paralyzed

rusp

My dick flaccid and dead is still longer than yours full mast

Rusp, imagine if you injure your legs again

how funny that'll be

at least i can get a woman lmao

legless freak

I’ve had a woman

getting yourself does not count

Also that

>Max counting

good one Umbreon

why would max count

she's a dickless freak

like you lmao

gottem

Damn...

oh sjit

he got me

Dammmmnnnnn

i am obliterated

eviscerated

This is all Umbreron pulling a long-con

consecrated

conflagerated

he's going to whip out a 9-incher at the Phijkchu meetup

spooky you are going to be the first to realize our mistake when umbreon is pegging you with his 15inches

precipitated

15inches around mind you, 20 long

complicated

raticated