general

ok

what type of chair

was i sitting it

in*

What?

There are types of chairs?

Yes

Is it like Pokémon

Rolly, normal, office, gaming

Foldup

nope

my school doesnt even

Oh I’ll have to ask John

He might remember

John wasnt in that room, or here today

nice try though

What?

John was there

I do have a John in three of my classes

He was not

because that wasnt a class

Oh I get him and Grant confused a lot

we were all skipping the pep rally

who the fuck is grant

I meant

Gary

no garys

Carl

nope

Bartolommeo

Jeff

nope

There has to be a Jeff

Ness

Poo

nope

Tyrone

idk

Jamal

Jamal

Shit

there was two

three*

Brian

Max did you tell them that your good friend Rusp is an esports legend in smash

no and no

Logan

Bad idea

there was a luke, a danny, a patrick, a uh

Referring to me as Rusp in real life would be funnier

And me

Max I was there

chase, a owen, a kallen, some other girl I dont know, a nerd, three black men, three kids playing a jojo fighting game

Yeah I’m black

I was there

I didn’t talk to you because I thought you were a trap

jojo fighting game kids were evan, Grahm? and Nelson a spic

Grahm

none of them were you

yeah

Gr-am

I realize

is how u say it

He sounds like a cracker

Graham

he is

plays tennis too

Thank you, what a wonderful audience

Is he a trap?

no

Not bio

he rides my bus though

Oh I bet he does

Conversation is disallowed during my yearly room cleaning

desist

no

u

Get it?

Get it fellas?