general

I havent played since like the hour I played when joker came out

and earlier

idk Max, you have your magic smash hat now maybe it'll bring you luck

The key to victory is Lucas neutral air

Just combo it into itself 20 times

Max loves hearing about smash

He can’t get enough of it

Explains the “I’m a trap hat”

He really is one!

some autist made a paper hat

then he wrote please kill me on it and put it on peoples head

then he someone erased that

and wrote im a trap on it

and put it on peoples head

Only on your head right

no

Yes

I was there

nope

ok

what type of chair

was i sitting it

in*

What?

There are types of chairs?

Yes

Is it like Pokémon

Rolly, normal, office, gaming

Foldup

nope

my school doesnt even

Oh I’ll have to ask John

He might remember

John wasnt in that room, or here today

nice try though

What?

John was there

I do have a John in three of my classes

He was not

because that wasnt a class

we were all skipping the pep rally

who the fuck is grant

I meant

Gary

no garys

Carl

nope

Bartolommeo

Jeff

nope

There has to be a Jeff

Ness

Poo

nope

Tyrone

idk

Jamal

Jamal

idk the blackies names

Shit

there was two

three*

Brian

Max did you tell them that your good friend Rusp is an esports legend in smash

no and no

Logan

Bad idea

there was a luke, a danny, a patrick, a uh

Referring to me as Rusp in real life would be funnier

And me

Max I was there

chase, a owen, a kallen, some other girl I dont know, a nerd, three black men, three kids playing a jojo fighting game

Yeah I’m black

I was there

I didn’t talk to you because I thought you were a trap

jojo fighting game kids were evan, Grahm? and Nelson a spic

Grahm

none of them were you

yeah

Gr-am