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Silly Pika, I didn't pull down the pants of a loli in broad daylight

True

That would be a crime

no, you only almost crashed staring at one while driving

wait, did I tell that story

yes

I thought I only told Max that

Don't

What

Tf

oof spooky

you told max, then later told me

you

I guess you do sometimes remember the lore better

never

told me

is the thing

oh lol

The loli in the yard Max

now everyone knows

I definitely mentioned it to you

Look, as far as spooky stories go

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that is tame

killing the dog is probably worse

maybe you didnt mention

almost crashing

or kidnapping the girl

well, "almost crashing" is a stretch

It was in the cul-de-sac

And I definitely took the turn a bit wide, due to the loli

did he tell you guys the story he accidentally had his dick fall in the hands of an underage female?

You justify everything I've said

ohnonono

now thats a good one

kappa

not this story

and

>underage

Now that's a good one

gj

i was masturbating

thats all

yeah right, we all know that does not work for you

damn!

got me!

gother

gj Pika

oh no wonder you wanted them to talk about dicks

As if max tells the truth

i was grabbing ice out of the wendys cup

and putting it in my mouth

hot

yeah right, we all know the fries were in the way to get to the ice

funny joke

i finished the fries earlier

a lot earlier

That was an hour ago, yes

was it?

Max you forgot to get the frosty for the fries

Time flies in this Discord it's our own special version of hell

actually true

i did not get a frosty

phijkchu is 4months away from turning 6

hyperbolic time chamber*

gota make it for weebs

too poor for a 99cent frosty

oof

i actually

haev a free

small frosty cupon

infront of me

Hey spooky, speaking of being poor

but my mom was getting the stuff, so i couldnt do anything

>qualifying for free wendy's

it was

acupon

you should buy everyone a hat in time and the dlc when it comes out so we can do large playercount multiplayer

Now that's next level poor

couopapon