general

then we can both be a solid 5

and he can be a 1.5

my period

is

right

Might need to do that math agian Pika

now

.

see?

were you not 6

>forgetting the lore

shameful

I have a painfully bad memory

Also 5.51 - 0.5 does not equal 5.0

I rounded down

When have you ever rounded

Guys

This isn;t Pika

and

gals

It can't be

Look, in truth, I was going to secretly give umbreon a bit extra

to help my lad out

theres no such thing as girls on the internet, no gals or grills either

i looked

!

im for sure

a 16 year old

female

who peruses the internet

idk xBrox I see a lot of people typing m'lady a lot

Only spooky can confirm. Spooky how big was max's penis

hmm, maybe a grill snuck past once or twice

probably

any girl who makes it to the internet morphs into a dude

it is how it works

Silly Pika, I didn't pull down the pants of a loli in broad daylight

True

That would be a crime

no, you only almost crashed staring at one while driving

yes

I thought I only told Max that

Don't

What

Tf

oof spooky

you told max, then later told me

you

I guess you do sometimes remember the lore better

never

told me

is the thing

oh lol

The loli in the yard Max

now everyone knows

I definitely mentioned it to you

Look, as far as spooky stories go

??????????????????????????????????

that is tame

killing the dog is probably worse

maybe you didnt mention

almost crashing

or kidnapping the girl

well, "almost crashing" is a stretch

It was in the cul-de-sac

And I definitely took the turn a bit wide, due to the loli

did he tell you guys the story he accidentally had his dick fall in the hands of an underage female?

You justify everything I've said

ohnonono

now thats a good one

kappa

not this story

and

>underage

Now that's a good one

i love how it just stopped

gj

i was masturbating

thats all

yeah right, we all know that does not work for you