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I was thinking about this today, what qualifies as "visiting" a state

you've never been to new york pika?

I have never left canada

you live like an horu away

Stopping somewhere for whatever reason for more than just filling a tank of gas

driving through, making 1 stop, etc? Do I need to be a certain age, do trips I can't remember count

And within canada I have only been to ontario, alberta, and BC

anyway, I was thinking of all of this, on a drive today

I'd say oyu have to remember being there for it to count

And I think I have the answer

I don't think it counts, unless you've jacked off in the state

Think about it

That covers all the bases

age, duration, commitment

I've spent time at my grandparents old house in pennsylvania for multiple trips, and never jacked off

Then I’ve only been to one state

So anyway, I made a map

Literally only Ohio for me

what

But if we go global

youve never been to NC spooky

I got the Dominican Republic

never jacked off in NC

thats the one other state ive been too

oh

I've been many times

My entire life has been in california

I've actually driven though almost all 50 states

I’ve been through a lotta states

If we're talking only states I've jacked off in, then only NY

My maps also 100% legit for the record

Despite essentially growing up in Maryland

Under my new criteria, I've never been

jesus christ leg

ive been in these states

yes i used 270towin to shade this

By my definition Dolf?

Ah, but you've been through all the ones in between colorado and wherever

well

i dont count flying over

i didn't either

no by being there for a couple hours at a time

referring to spooky

I really was trying to think of a way to discount all the places I've been or driven through as a kid

It just felt weird to count them

if you remember it it counts

good, spooky hasn't been in my state

not vivid memory

i'm safe

If you forget the past it never happened

like recount something youve done there

ok Rian Johnson calm down

I remember the visits though Dolf, I just don't think they should count

Like, I've been to SC 3-4 times

longest was for a week when I was like 5

driven through the other 3 times

driving through shouldnt count i dont think

once, we stayed in a hotel overnight

unless its a state like montana where there is legit nothing else to do

once, I just clipped the state

And the other, we probably had dinner or something on the way through

This just ties into my point though, what counts as "visiting"

I'm only sorta memeing when I say I really do think whether you masturbate within state lines is a good litmus test

i think if you spend like meaningful time there it should count

i.e a stop thats more than like 45 minutes

i think thats still every one of my states except west virginia and north dakota dolf

maybe not arkansas

So Dolf, I visit a lot of colleges to recruit people for my company It's usually a day-trip, or one day overnight I don't think I've "been" to Idaho, just because I landed at an airport, spent 4 hours at Boise State, and then left

Nor, do I think trips I took when I was 5, really count

Completely subjective of course

well lets see here

have you been to a state/college multiple times?

most of the time, no

hmm

doesn't make a ton of sense to do back-to-back career fairs

(why are we getting technical with this lmao)

at the same school

Because I was on the road today