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Tuesday, April 23, 2019
quick question
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www.youtube.comDo you guys keep track of how many states you've visited?
I was thinking about this today, what qualifies as "visiting" a state
I have never left canada
driving through, making 1 stop, etc?
Do I need to be a certain age, do trips I can't remember count
And within canada I have only been to ontario, alberta, and BC
anyway, I was thinking of all of this, on a drive today
And I think I have the answer
I don't think it counts, unless you've jacked off in the state
Think about it
That covers all the bases
age, duration, commitment
So anyway, I made a map
never jacked off in NC
I've been many times
I've actually driven though almost all 50 states
My maps also 100% legit for the record
Despite essentially growing up in Maryland
Under my new criteria, I've never been
By my definition Dolf?
I really was trying to think of a way to discount all the places I've been or driven through as a kid
It just felt weird to count them
good, spooky hasn't been in my state
i'm safe
I remember the visits though Dolf, I just don't think they should count
Like, I've been to SC 3-4 times
longest was for a week when I was like 5
driven through the other 3 times
once, we stayed in a hotel overnight
once, I just clipped the state
And the other, we probably had dinner or something on the way through
This just ties into my point though, what counts as "visiting"
I'm only sorta memeing when I say
I really do think whether you masturbate within state lines is a good litmus test
So Dolf, I visit a lot of colleges to recruit people for my company
It's usually a day-trip, or one day overnight
I don't think I've "been" to Idaho, just because I landed at an airport, spent 4 hours at Boise State, and then left
Nor, do I think trips I took when I was 5, really count
Completely subjective of course
