general

if you die we will have to force gent to convert to Judaism

I don’t understand the correlation

Between my death and that

This does not follow

gotta fit the quota somehow

Dolfs already here

we need at least 1 jew per 1 pedo

it is how the stats work

Then

half a christian counts as 0.25 jews

All jews are pedos you idiot

Oh

So the only way to cancel it out

Is to have a Christian

Got it

Can I convert someone to Christianity before I pass?

Or will you have to do that after the fact?

Mormonism is pretty alright

You can convert somone halfway to christianity

only when you reunite with your legs in the afterlife can you make a full christian

You’re going to be a jehovas witness buddy

Congrats

No more fun allowed

No holidays

Gent will be the current popes right hand man

No birthdays

No presents

he can hold the children down for him

Woah hold on buddy

woah calm down pal

I am going to bed fuck you and whatever it was you were going to say

come on friend

goodnight

You’re going to bed fuck me?

What does it mean to bed fuck someone?

Why you always having pedo fantasies

prefect

the light theme for sure isnt gone

and there's still no reason anyone would use it

https://i.imgur.com/LZC0rCw.png

honestly the joke would of been better if they actually took it out

yeah, the only thing worst than april fools jokes are lazy april fools jokes

this april fools day is just depressing

God

It’s so fucking bad

Holy shit

How could anyone use it

okay just for you for april fools I will only use the light theme today

dio it

do*

it hurts to look at the names

this is blinding

dio?

I know that guy

is the left still supposed to be black?

yes

oh god this does make me appreciate the shade of yellow my name is now

Shit I’m on mobile

How about you don’t use light theme but say you did

Exposed

That's dishonest

What’s wrong with a little dishonesty am I right

I know you like to lie, like a certain other (((group)))

but I have higher standards

I lie all the time

When it’s life or death it’s acceptable pika

Nothing I say is the truth

But then

light theme is not life or death

How can you know if that was the truth?

it is bad but it is not unusable

What if I lied about lying all the time?

Paradoxical

Fine, just death

this aril fools

is kinda underwhelming

and im fine with that