general

being censorious

If it weren't april fools day, maybe

Can we invite bopit and turnip back for one day

The day being today which is April fools day

Okay shane calm down

april fools day is cancer, you can have them back for an hour on august 12th

whatever hour you prefer

!

I only want one of them back

must be the same hour

Can I get two of turnip

and must have both

if one is a noshow the deals off

dangit

Wait

August 12

How a about we make them one account

and have them share

I will not be cognizant during the majority of the beginning of August

rip you rusp

only you with your hyperadmin can remind me

I will ignore everyone else

August may be the last time you hear from me tbh

I may be dead

you will be missed

It’s okay

you hit our religious quota

You only have to miss half a person

if you die we will have to force gent to convert to Judaism

I don’t understand the correlation

Between my death and that

This does not follow

gotta fit the quota somehow

Dolfs already here

we need at least 1 jew per 1 pedo

it is how the stats work

Then

half a christian counts as 0.25 jews

Oh

So the only way to cancel it out

Is to have a Christian

Got it

Can I convert someone to Christianity before I pass?

Or will you have to do that after the fact?

Mormonism is pretty alright

You can convert somone halfway to christianity

only when you reunite with your legs in the afterlife can you make a full christian

You’re going to be a jehovas witness buddy

Congrats

No more fun allowed

No holidays

Gent will be the current popes right hand man

No birthdays

No presents

he can hold the children down for him

Woah hold on buddy

woah calm down pal

I am going to bed fuck you and whatever it was you were going to say

come on friend

goodnight

You’re going to bed fuck me?

What does it mean to bed fuck someone?

Why you always having pedo fantasies

prefect

the light theme for sure isnt gone

sad

and there's still no reason anyone would use it

https://i.imgur.com/LZC0rCw.png

honestly the joke would of been better if they actually took it out

yeah, the only thing worst than april fools jokes are lazy april fools jokes

this april fools day is just depressing

God

It’s so fucking bad

Holy shit

How could anyone use it

okay just for you for april fools I will only use the light theme today

dio it