general

fourth person

unless you are writing about research findings

you can use "we"

this is our essay

write only in stream of consciousness free-verse

Well a lot of them was for the hook at the beginning

anecdotal hooks are cancer

That’s how I do it

It’s the only one I can do well

Plus

It takes up a lot of room

My teacher never marks it off either, so I must do them right

are you in AP English?

it’s some kind of college class

Remember who you’re talking to

It’s a college credit class

So basically

As long as I pass this

I won’t have to write as many essays in college

anything less than 15 pages is trivial incollege

I have not written someone above 6 pages

something

I did a ten page essay

i did a 10 page essay in high school

I took a visual communications class

college was always 3-5

except for my thesis which was 120

Which gives me access to photoshop and premier for free

Forever

Good deal

What do you even write about for 120 pages

research findings

It’s the bibliography

citations was only 4 pages

I put the word “pouring” to signify heavy rain and my teacher did not seem to understand

ok

She underlined it and put “what?”

did you spell it legibly?

Boomer moment

It was on a computer

Who handwrites essays anymore

I see, you used the weddings font

AP students in exams

My exam was a speech

thats how my college rhetoric class was

every other exam was a speech

She told me that it was my “best block of work all semester” despite it being the thing I’ve put by far the least amount of work into

Feel a little insulted?

Not really

I did shit out a really good speech

did you prepare for it beyond a powerpoint?

And she was impressed because she thought I memorized the whole thing

We didn’t get a slide show

I literally watched a kurgzseggzeagat video

And that was my speech

i don't think i've ever not adlibbed a speech

I always do

Usually I have like notecards with guidelines and quotes

That one I did not

You based your speech off of a socialist youtuber?

It was a GMO video

We’re good

What was his stance

GMOs can be good and bad

Wait

Smh

You realize it’s a uh

Group of people

Well, I know of the one guy who voices it

But they host pro-socialist content

I don’t think they do many political videos

on that channel, anyways

If they do I’ve only ever seen the scientific ones

I instinctively distrust that format

With the little animated graphics and whatnot

What would you rather be on screen

darkness