general

i wonder how many people in here actually know what a cordon bleu is

i've heard americans say that name before so they have no excuse

i know what it is

ham wrapped in chicken is good

It's an easy meal, that feels more complex than it actually is

Which is nice

if you buy the packets that you just throw in the oven for an hour

I got points marked off my essay because I wrote the word “you” 43 times in 2.5 pages

uh oh

thats bad writing so good

using "you" even once is bad

I didn’t realize I used it so much

This is probably my best essay though

As the that was the only thing marked off

Always write in the third person

fourth person

unless you are writing about research findings

you can use "we"

this is our essay

write only in stream of consciousness free-verse

Well a lot of them was for the hook at the beginning

anecdotal hooks are cancer

That’s how I do it

It’s the only one I can do well

Plus

It takes up a lot of room

My teacher never marks it off either, so I must do them right

are you in AP English?

it’s some kind of college class

Remember who you’re talking to

It’s a college credit class

So basically

As long as I pass this

I won’t have to write as many essays in college

anything less than 15 pages is trivial incollege

I have not written someone above 6 pages

something

i did a 10 page essay in high school

I took a visual communications class

college was always 3-5

except for my thesis which was 120

Which gives me access to photoshop and premier for free

Forever

Good deal

What do you even write about for 120 pages

research findings

It’s the bibliography

citations was only 4 pages

I put the word “pouring” to signify heavy rain and my teacher did not seem to understand

ok

She underlined it and put “what?”

wtf

did you spell it legibly?

Boomer moment

It was on a computer

Who handwrites essays anymore

I see, you used the weddings font

AP students in exams

My exam was a speech

thats how my college rhetoric class was

every other exam was a speech

She told me that it was my “best block of work all semester” despite it being the thing I’ve put by far the least amount of work into

Feel a little insulted?

Not really

I did shit out a really good speech

did you prepare for it beyond a powerpoint?

And she was impressed because she thought I memorized the whole thing

We didn’t get a slide show

I literally watched a kurgzseggzeagat video

And that was my speech

i don't think i've ever not adlibbed a speech

I always do

Usually I have like notecards with guidelines and quotes

That one I did not

You based your speech off of a socialist youtuber?

It was a GMO video

We’re good