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Hey guys

Why doesn’t leg get the “one leg” role

Haha

Get it

i get it

because he lost a leg in the vietnam war

Hmm

<3

no u

thx

who wants to be my valentine

umbreon

im Umbreon...

He sure showed you fire

i know what i said

be your own valentine you shit

scrumptious

no

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a lot of people were wearing slutty clothes today

i was very confused

no one asked for me to be their Valentine's today :(

my grandma died today

Excuse me

epic

(i am sorry for your loss)

who is dialgas grandma

arceus is the parent

so who made arceus

Mew

Ez

but

mew was made by arceus probably

P sure its the other way

I'm pretty sure arceus made everything

The pink cat got bored one day and made god so he could fuck around with a yoyo more

Its got the dna of every pokemon so either it was first, or a giant slut

pretty sure arceus made it as the first Pokemon

and then used it as a base

It's just an ancestor, it aint God

Arceus made the planet and everything

oh btw, I made valentines day cards last year, but this year im making white day cards

so expect something in a month ;)

Look at you, weaseling out of Valentine's day

shh

(i forgot about it this year)

Don't worry Max, if I can't finish mine by midnight, I'm giving people White Day cards too

(I'm like 40% done)

white day is march though...

Even better, then I can give it to you in person Kappa

there's lots of wrong things int his picture https://i.imgur.com/bWKjiSF.png

like, a lot

kek

Phijkchu Monster Prom time I guess

WHAT THE FUCK

https://i.imgur.com/GgtYqls.png

google speedtest is broken

I have like 20 down m,ost of the time

no fucking way i have-

https://i.imgur.com/h7KcQ9n.png

what the fuck

I have under 2 download most of the time

https://i.imgur.com/f9lAlkj.png

what

what are you doinh

I wish I still lived in civilization

something has to be broken

She’s lag switching the isp

usually upload is alot slower

why are you guys dick comparing