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those all sound like effort for something that probably isn't even worth it

It's almost like, you guys haven't been trying to get free porn for years Kappa

i actually haven't

I don't actively search I just enjoy whatever fits what I like that comes my way

holy hell man

all these fucking camera crews and whatever

what is life

my siblings are so shit at keeping their rooms clean that my mom went nuts and called people to help them clean and it's apparently being recorded

i guess i'm living a soap opera now

Don’t let them see this server

They’ll turn it into a pedo exposing documentary

i've specifically made sure not to show discord

I think you should actually

Spread the name of Phijkchu

the last thing i want is for phijkchu to spread

are the people there like

For a tv show

i have no idea

It’s a YouTube channel

no one ever tells me anything in this house

Go ask them

Tell them you’re famous online

🦀 the scary people are gone 🦀

feeling pretty epic rn 😎

Dude go shit in your siblings rooms

but then the spanish people will come back

Spanish?

Do you need to secure your southern border as well?

i'm just assuming they are spanish because they clean for a living

Ah

and also the answer is yes

Are they refugees?

we must secure the southern border

Hey guys

Why doesn’t leg get the “one leg” role

Haha

Get it

i get it

because he lost a leg in the vietnam war

Hmm

<3

no u

thx

who wants to be my valentine

umbreon

im Umbreon...

He sure showed you fire

i know what i said

be your own valentine you shit

scrumptious

no

o

a lot of people were wearing slutty clothes today

i was very confused

no one asked for me to be their Valentine's today :(

my grandma died today

Excuse me

epic

(i am sorry for your loss)

who is dialgas grandma

arceus is the parent

so who made arceus

Mew

Ez

but

mew was made by arceus probably

P sure its the other way

no

I'm pretty sure arceus made everything

The pink cat got bored one day and made god so he could fuck around with a yoyo more

Its got the dna of every pokemon so either it was first, or a giant slut

pretty sure arceus made it as the first Pokemon

and then used it as a base

It's just an ancestor, it aint God

Arceus made the planet and everything

oh btw, I made valentines day cards last year, but this year im making white day cards