general

we do have strippers tho

wana be one

excuse me?

My house has cable

Don’t listen to her umbreon

She’s a known pedophile

Now that I think about it though

We pay for cable

It we barely ever use it

what a waste

that's most of America

How are any stores that rent out movies still even open

/shrug

even Redboxs fuck those over

There’s still a blockbuster type thing in my town

And I have no idea how

Barely anyone goes their

Money laundering

its a secret drug op

They’ve started holding events where they have like

Parties

"parties"

Barely anyone shows up for those though

They had an event where they just had a cake and you could go in and get a piece

I’m sure no one went

more cake for them i guess

Man if every single one of my life plans fall through I could work there

No one ever comes in

Should be quite the cushy job

probably family owned

No it’s a chain

Well

Yes

chains can be family managed still

I’ve seen a few of me throughout Ohio

Man

a few of you?

This is why I can’t use my slang

em turned into me

be like me

and turn autocorrect off

^

I have never had autocorrect on

and type retasrededly like yoouo

I will never do that

such a useless piece of technology

just learn how to type faggots

funnily enough umbreon

says the man who mispells stuff like all the time

i only type like that on pc

It probably helps me just as much as it screws me ovwr

See

Yeah, I misspell stuff, but at least I am the one doing it

proofread

trie

no machine shall fuck up my speech

Proofreading takes more time

are you alow

slow

faggot

maybe if you're a loser

Max I’m just saving a few seconds!

Just like your screenshotting tool!

oh not this again

and loosing a few lives

Imagine how much time I save!

Okay but screenshot tool has no downsides

that does

checkmate

Nothing is 100% positive

Oh yeah

I thought about what I say with a southern accent

And all I could really come up with was that I never pronounce the full ing

When the fbi kicks down your door for your involvement in a pedo discord, they will have the full logs easily at their disposal

there you go

theres a downside

Always in’