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Time to finally play the shit Pokemon

nice

@sunflotrara uh like 4 yuears

Fucking hell, they went all out on making the starter adorable

now that's hot https://i.imgur.com/PIuvlOx.png

Tfw you have to have a grass or water type to challenge the 1st gym, but you have Pokemon with double kick

Nintendo learn your fuckin game

I fucking saw that

God damnit

I hope that was a joke

Was it something illegal

bio just said some bio things

He’s sure deteriorated quite a bit

what was it

please tell; me

please tell; me

please tell; me

it was a command from the console which controls you robots

Bio cut off his dick

In the hospital now

That day is apparently approaching

I just saw a betterhelp ad on tv

Good thing only fucking boomers watch tv

oof

Sad it’s still not dead

My house doesnt even have cable anymore

same

This isn’t in my house

we do have strippers tho

wana be one

excuse me?

My house has cable

Don’t listen to her umbreon

She’s a known pedophile

Now that I think about it though

We pay for cable

It we barely ever use it

that's most of America

How are any stores that rent out movies still even open

/shrug

even Redboxs fuck those over

There’s still a blockbuster type thing in my town

And I have no idea how

Barely anyone goes their

Money laundering

its a secret drug op

They’ve started holding events where they have like

Parties

"parties"

Barely anyone shows up for those though

They had an event where they just had a cake and you could go in and get a piece

I’m sure no one went

more cake for them i guess

Man if every single one of my life plans fall through I could work there

No one ever comes in

Should be quite the cushy job

probably family owned

No it’s a chain

Well

Yes

chains can be family managed still

I’ve seen a few of me throughout Ohio

Man

a few of you?

This is why I can’t use my slang

clones?

em turned into me

be like me

and turn autocorrect off

^

I have never had autocorrect on

and type retasrededly like yoouo

I will never do that

such a useless piece of technology

just learn how to type faggots

funnily enough umbreon