general

So I don’t know if the axe will do much anyways

Your house isn't metal Rusp

What's the point of a metal door in a wood/brick frame

No idea

It’s completely different from the rest of my house

Everything else is two consistent colors

Then the door is like

Dark grey

why would spooky even use an axe to break in

just craft a lever

And tnt

I have a lock on my door

Red stone lock

Then you arm dispensers with flame charges!

How else am I going to split Rusp's dick open if not using an axe

YouTube academics haven't taught me any other way

Don’t make me kraut

Please

I’d rather be donga

Kraut did it to himself

Rusp is like a giant infirm simpleton

What's more plausible, a deranged internet cultist broke in and mutilated him with an axe

Or... he did it to himself

I’m pretty strong!

I have to lift for football’

His parents wont suspect a thing

You lift with your legs Rusp

too bad for you

My bench was the second highest on the team! I don’t need legs

Legs are for pussies

Footballs are pretty heavy

Yes

A whole

10 ounces or something

idk Rusp, are you factoring in the air inside the football

That adds a lot

I am

Though it’s not like I actually get to hold the football very often

For a two point conversion

>Not being the fullback on the side

I’m too big for that

How can one be too big to be a fullback

I don’t have the stamina to play offense and defense

pitch your couch the idea of putting all the biggest guys in on special teams

I got them to do it freshman year

And then running in some formation where you just bowl everyone over

Well

The freshman coaches

I don’t think the varsity ones would allow it

I did in fact get my two point conversion btw

So my overall points in high school is

2

More than you'll get in college Kappa

Yeah

0

I don’t plan on playing college football

No shit, why would anyone walk-on to college football

Unless you go to some bumfuck DIII school

One of my friends siblings walked onto OSU

Somehow

as a kicker? or some real position

The game?

Nice.

OSU is interesting.

He only was on like

Practice squad

But he still got on

I've always foudn it a very bad but good game.

Community is very bad though

Something something osu is a game and not whatever the fuck youre talking about

i'm confused

is he actually talking about the game

No

No

Man max

get the fuck out Rusp >I know someone who walked on oh cool >ya, they made practice squad

He’s talking about Ohio State

what the fuck is osu then