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You’d have to go back to my Minecraft days

i was imagining spooky coming to ohio

but ok

I made a discord account exclusively to join this server

Spooky won’t be able to find me

I’ll kill myself before he can

OwO

I'm imagining myself at your front door

axe in hand, chopping away

owo?

As you feebly try to tie a noose

I already drew my prediction

You won't make it Rusp

I know how to tie a noose

Not when your fingers are trembling in fear

You have a shotgun

I know

Fucking pussy

I going to blow my brains out

fear of what Spooky will do when he gets in

That’s why I always keep 1 bullet in my shotgun

Of course, kill yourself with a shotgun to escape the crazy guy with an axe

Don’t you fear what he’ll do to your corpse?

No

to be fair gent what if he tortures you first

your tears will render your shell worthless

i'd want the quick way out too

Jamming your gun, wasting precious seconds

My front door is like

Metal

It's more so the fact that he has a shotgun fire

And he's scared of a guy with an axe

So I don’t know if the axe will do much anyways

Your house isn't metal Rusp

What's the point of a metal door in a wood/brick frame

No idea

It’s completely different from the rest of my house

Everything else is two consistent colors

Then the door is like

why would spooky even use an axe to break in

just craft a lever

And tnt

I have a lock on my door

Red stone lock

Then you arm dispensers with flame charges!

How else am I going to split Rusp's dick open if not using an axe

YouTube academics haven't taught me any other way

Don’t make me kraut

Please

I’d rather be donga

Kraut did it to himself

Rusp is like a giant infirm simpleton

What's more plausible, a deranged internet cultist broke in and mutilated him with an axe

Or... he did it to himself

I’m pretty strong!

I have to lift for football’

His parents wont suspect a thing

You lift with your legs Rusp

too bad for you

My bench was the second highest on the team! I don’t need legs

Legs are for pussies

Footballs are pretty heavy

Yes

A whole

10 ounces or something

idk Rusp, are you factoring in the air inside the football

That adds a lot

I am

Though it’s not like I actually get to hold the football very often

I have ran the ball before

For a two point conversion

>Not being the fullback on the side

I’m too big for that

How can one be too big to be a fullback

I don’t have the stamina to play offense and defense

pitch your couch the idea of putting all the biggest guys in on special teams

I got them to do it freshman year

And then running in some formation where you just bowl everyone over