general

well i've been living for 3 years with a small pingor, so i can say yes

what about prior to those years

Okay what do you live for

Uh, we don't talk about those years porygon

I live to do rad things and screw rules

hot

I'm imagining 11 year old Umbreon at the playground wipping his big ol' grey dick out, which is huge by whatevergradethatis standards

why is it grey

oh

lack of light

first color that came to my mind

arent kid peepees a different color

its using discords dark theme

uh

and they change over time

Sorta like an evolution

yep

thats how it works

umbreon

it's ok

you can tell me about the playground "accident"

Yes umbreon

Tell us

i got bricked in the face once at the playground

Nice

is bricked a metaphor

did you get a sick scar?

at least no one can mistake me for a jew now

i used to

oof

I wrote "BITCH" or "FUCK" on a slide

woah

Edgy

you fucking vandal

I was a wild child in first grade

Sure were

Im calling the Virgin Police

shit

Virginia*

then i slowly devolved into a little bitch

I'm more surprised the slide wasn't stolen

Very nice indeed

Virgin police are for you umbreon

I never wrote bitch on a slide though

bitch

I will fuck you

no

No.

That's rape.

Sans will protect me

Yeah fuck you umbreon

You rapist

SANS

thanks dolf

bitch

. . .

sans will fuck you

( ... )

No

he will bone us

Sans is a good boy

Sans Undertale is my dad

He does fortnite dances for fun

dy

dad

dy

dy

ah

ha

Heh

so

OSU

OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY

YEEET

yeah

THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY

thats what i meant

Get it right