general

umbreon is not a degenerate

costs around 56.75 for some big dick energy these days

how would you know Dolfin?

have you been looking into that

wow dolfin needs some too

seen it in stores when im shopping for groceries

Of course

Sure you do

its right next to the cheese section for some reason

Uhuh

Sure

He needs it so he doesnt feel bad when he gets pegged by Megan

dude

go check any kroger

uhuh

It's okay dolfin

taking steroids would probably work out better for you

Is life really worth living

uh

If you can't have unlimited big dick energy

well i've been living for 3 years with a small pingor, so i can say yes

what about prior to those years

Okay what do you live for

Uh, we don't talk about those years porygon

I live to do rad things and screw rules

hot

I'm imagining 11 year old Umbreon at the playground wipping his big ol' grey dick out, which is huge by whatevergradethatis standards

why is it grey

oh

lack of light

first color that came to my mind

arent kid peepees a different color

its using discords dark theme

uh

and they change over time

Sorta like an evolution

yep

thats how it works

umbreon

it's ok

Yes umbreon

Tell us

i got bricked in the face once at the playground

Nice

is bricked a metaphor

did you get a sick scar?

at least no one can mistake me for a jew now

i used to

oof

I wrote "BITCH" or "FUCK" on a slide

woah

Edgy

you fucking vandal

I was a wild child in first grade

Sure were

Im calling the Virgin Police

shit

Virginia*

then i slowly devolved into a little bitch

When I was a kid I used to have anger issues

I'm more surprised the slide wasn't stolen

Very nice indeed

Virgin police are for you umbreon

I never wrote bitch on a slide though

bitch

I will fuck you

no

No.

That's rape.

Sans will protect me

Yeah fuck you umbreon

You rapist

SANS

thanks dolf

bitch

. . .

sans will fuck you

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