general

Get fucked Rusp

Well come on

You were an original colony

the first*

the second*

shhh

Massachusetts

We were named after the first non-virgin in America though

That's pretty good

I bet Ohio has more astronauts then you

Us Ohioans are known for our aerospace prowess

Also fuck North Carolina we invented the airplane

And technically the lightbulb

I think

Man, can we go back to these borders

http://www.virginiaplaces.org/graphics/image014.jpg

oof

Classic Quebec

Or better yet

http://www.virginiaplaces.org/graphics/image016.jpg

Disgusting

We kicked Quebec's ass in the war

Astronauts by state

The original original maps looked like this

Aeronautical geniuses

http://www.virginiaplaces.org/boundaries/graphics/charterwestward.gif

But then we decided straight lines were gay

Dicks are straight so straight lines are gay

Though the term for not being gay is straight

Rusp, you're as straight as a circle

And I'll prove it too

Wyoming Nevada and Alaska need to step up their game

One of these days

I’m not homosexual, Spooky.

Well, Ohio might be

https://www.sos.ky.gov/admin/land/resources/PublishingImages/KYYesterday13Colonies.jpg

It sure seems to like being inside us

I’m from rural Ohio, if I were gay I would have been lynched by now.

All Virginians are virgins

no

virginia is for LOVERS

its our motto

^

That’s

we cant be virgins

A gay motto

its FOR LOVERS

It says that on all our licenses plates too

Guess what our motto is

Just so all the other states now how big of chads we are

With God, all things are possible

thats a pretty gay motto

fuck

Also Birthplace of Aviation

Not as gay as Maryland

the motto of south holland is also related to god

we're fucking atheist

lmao

And the Heart of it All

Those are our three mottos

We also have Sic semper tyrannis Max

tyrannis

and big dicks

Fucking my states motto is gay

"Wisdom, Justice, Moderation"

damnit Georgia

Guess what my state fruit is

TOMATO

Perfect

The fruit that some people don’t even know is a fruit

why did i just look up georgias state fruit im retarded

Our state seal has a dragon dildo on it though

that makes it a pretty shitty fruit

"State Sovereignty, National Union"

Can't top that

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Seal_of_Virginia.svg/2000px-Seal_of_Virginia.svg.png

thats a chad

That’s