general

My street growing up did a Halloween parade, the weekend before Halloween, during the day

We do a parade too

It was a block party, but with all the kids in costume

no where cool does this rusp

just shitty ohio

Moving the holiday is gay

Take it back max

I will block you

Ohio is the greatest state

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/800/049/3de.png

Listen

9(?) presidents have been from Ohio

We’re doing something right

Washington was from Virginia

Checkmate

its 7

Who gives a shit about Georgie

I knew it was 7 or 9

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5b7c1e85e199f330008b538c-960-823.jpg

Get fucked Rusp

Well come on

You were an original colony

the first*

the second*

shhh

Massachusetts

We were named after the first non-virgin in America though

That's pretty good

I bet Ohio has more astronauts then you

Us Ohioans are known for our aerospace prowess

Also fuck North Carolina we invented the airplane

And technically the lightbulb

I think

Man, can we go back to these borders

http://www.virginiaplaces.org/graphics/image014.jpg

oof

Classic Quebec

Or better yet

http://www.virginiaplaces.org/graphics/image016.jpg

Disgusting

Astronauts by state

The original original maps looked like this

Aeronautical geniuses

http://www.virginiaplaces.org/boundaries/graphics/charterwestward.gif

But then we decided straight lines were gay

Dicks are straight so straight lines are gay

Though the term for not being gay is straight

Rusp, you're as straight as a circle

And I'll prove it too

Wyoming Nevada and Alaska need to step up their game

One of these days

I’m not homosexual, Spooky.

Well, Ohio might be

https://www.sos.ky.gov/admin/land/resources/PublishingImages/KYYesterday13Colonies.jpg

It sure seems to like being inside us

I’m from rural Ohio, if I were gay I would have been lynched by now.

All Virginians are virgins

Prove me wrong

no

virginia is for LOVERS

its our motto

^

That’s

we cant be virgins

A gay motto

its FOR LOVERS

It says that on all our licenses plates too

Guess what our motto is

Just so all the other states now how big of chads we are

With God, all things are possible

thats a pretty gay motto

fuck

Also Birthplace of Aviation

Not as gay as Maryland

the motto of south holland is also related to god

we're fucking atheist

lmao

And the Heart of it All