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I usually sit up to jerk it rusp

I do too

but there was one time

where i was very tired

Have you ever masturbated while kneeling rusp

and uh

what's the most amount of cum you have came in a jerk off session

have you ever masturbated while a dude fingered your asshole rusp

me neither Kappa

sadly not pika

hoping for that special somebody

I have no idea how to quantify that max

was going to make a pun but it felt wrong

max

well pika

most people dont measure

it is not as if I do it into measuring beakers

first off where do you shoot it into

my mouth

duh

catch it in tissue because fuck cleaning shit

that's gay rusp

is it

its not gay if the balls dont touch

you should tilt it up and have it land on you

well see

that was my story

having a mans cum on you is super gay

then clean up by licking/eating it

about me lying on my back

I do not want to be gay with myself

not the eating part

pika

if you cum in a women

your cum is on you

when it leaks

its on you

my dick shoots cum out like a rocket

>not remembering you are talking to the master vocel

that's hella gay

If you're in bed alone with a women, nothing you do is gay

It's like a get out of jail free card

sex with a woman is gay

what

because woman are gay

^

everything is gay

no u

f u

Okay

woman do not have balls to touch, so the default is it is gay

at least with a man you can know if it is gay or not

everyone needs to cum in a measuring cup next jackoff session

so we can see who has he most juice

if i didnt masturbate for a few days i could probably build up a lot

isn't that affected by multiple things max?

>not having consistant 10L cumshots

T C O U N T

fucking beta

I'll make sure to take some lecithin pills first Max

bitch I cum gallons

I'll win easy

>using a fake measurement system

see

this is a good conversation

and competition

i have cum enough to soak through like 10 layers of toilet paper before

so everyone, when should the date be

bad day

no, this is dumb as fuck and I regret readin it at all Kappa

its not really a competition tbh

bc i would win

oh man

Max, if no one but me knows we can cheat with vitamins, I'm just going to embarrass everyone

can you even jerk off

I am not measuring my dick juice, still need to caliper my penis first

Umbreon has years of pent up juice

the amount of semen i have stored up has been passed down through generations

i didnt masturbate until i was 15!