I feel like little kids who don't know how to masturbate, think they need it
general
Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
No idea where they got that idea
And they usually figure out pretty quick they dont
yeah, what kind of idiot would think they need lube
haaaaaaa
I usually sit up to jerk it rusp
Have you ever masturbated while kneeling rusp
have you ever masturbated while a dude fingered your asshole rusp
me neither Kappa
I have no idea how to quantify that max
it is not as if I do it into measuring beakers
catch it in tissue because fuck cleaning shit
its not gay if the balls dont touch
having a mans cum on you is super gay
I do not want to be gay with myself
>not remembering you are talking to the master vocel
Kappa
If you're in bed alone with a women, nothing you do is gay
It's like a get out of jail free card
sex with a woman is gay
because woman are gay
no u
woman do not have balls to touch, so the default is it is gay
at least with a man you can know if it is gay or not
>not having consistant 10L cumshots
fucking beta
I'll make sure to take some lecithin pills first Max
I'll win easy
>using a fake measurement system
its not really a competition tbh
bc i would win