general

thats not a cheez it

thats

I googled cheez it black, blame google

its probably a cheez it

just completely covered in black mold

and arsenic

spelled probably incorrectly

oh right

canada doesn't have cheez its

they have the shitty offbrand crap

oof

cheese nips

yes

Yeah, I have literally never seen a chez it

nips o' cheese

Cheez its are actually 10000x better

cheez its are the superior product

they are both trash

actually @ me on that one

the salt and texture are 1000x better

They're pretty good

I eat them on occasion

man

I have to write an essay about why reading is important

oh

To expand your vocabulary

ez

well

So that the reader can understand your essay properly

make a meta arguement you know you want to

I'm slightly over halfway done with it and I've hit a wall

because i bullshit my way to the point im currently at

well thats not good

and have no idea how to take it any further

when in doubt bullshit more

just bullshit harder

is this a standard 3 arguement essay that hs likes to make you write

^

we'll peer edit

this is a college class

Oh I see

english is my best subject but im not good at the writing part

AP English what

im guessing

idk

it has some weird name

amazing

Literature im guessing

its just some college writing course

lit then

probably

its lit xd

If you are stuck on arguements, include that reading allows you to get a better understanding of the culture of the time the story came out

kek

I am sure you can bs that into an arguement

my bs so far has been that your imagination is wonderful

and that reading lets you explore that

not that i believe any of it

Just say you only get turned on by reading smut

Thus, it's imperative for furthering your genetic line

Half way through argue that lolicon dojinshi is peak literature, and related that back to your thesis

I'm not sure if I explained this essay correctly

its a "reflective essay"

and it has to be based around an experience in my life

oof

oh

those are the worst

so obviously, i made up a bullshit story

write about the smut you wrote

easy

This one time I read a book and got horny, thus reading allows one to explore their sexuality, and thus, themselves

about how i never liked books and one day i found the perfect book

The Phijkchu fanfiction

what's the perfect boik

i should just turn in that pika x sonic story i wrote