general

it looks really tasty though

you just have a singular cheezit?

well i have like a single chip bag of them

Cheez its corp would never burn their product Max

They're perfect

Any imperfection on any single cheez it has to be due to outside contamination of the product

oh

well I'll still eat it

good luck

oh ok thats fine

tasted like

a cheez it

many poisions are flavorless

I googled it, does it look like this

shit

thats not a cheez it

thats

I googled cheez it black, blame google

its probably a cheez it

just completely covered in black mold

and arsenic

spelled probably incorrectly

oh right

canada doesn't have cheez its

they have the shitty offbrand crap

oof

cheese nips

yes

Yeah, I have literally never seen a chez it

nips o' cheese

Cheez its are actually 10000x better

cheez its are the superior product

they are both trash

actually @ me on that one

the salt and texture are 1000x better

They're pretty good

I eat them on occasion

I have to write an essay about why reading is important

oh

To expand your vocabulary

ez

well

So that the reader can understand your essay properly

make a meta arguement you know you want to

I'm slightly over halfway done with it and I've hit a wall

because i bullshit my way to the point im currently at

well thats not good

and have no idea how to take it any further

when in doubt bullshit more

just bullshit harder

is this a standard 3 arguement essay that hs likes to make you write

post it

^

we'll peer edit

this is a college class

Oh I see

english is my best subject but im not good at the writing part

AP English what

im guessing

idk

it has some weird name

amazing

Literature im guessing

its just some college writing course

lit then

probably

its lit xd

If you are stuck on arguements, include that reading allows you to get a better understanding of the culture of the time the story came out

kek

I am sure you can bs that into an arguement

my bs so far has been that your imagination is wonderful

and that reading lets you explore that

not that i believe any of it

Just say you only get turned on by reading smut

Thus, it's imperative for furthering your genetic line