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That was mostly a joke Dolf

I’m not giving y’all her face wtf

Don't actually post pics

I have approximately 23 cousins

I was saying post her outline

Wait

25

I probably have like 20 I am actively around, then like 40 I have never talked to

But how big is her dick?

Massice

Massive

Damn

345 cm

I don’t speak fucking mexican

Give it to me in inches

That's like... multiple inches

Damn

Oh I'll give it to you in inches

3.45m

nice

About 2 inches

That’s like 9 feet

Why does everyone want to fuck me

More

God damnit

her dick is about 2.5 times the average man

shit

height wise, not average dick size

But like

Hold on let me calculate my dick in Mexican

considering I am like, 1.6m

but 6 feet tall

way more than 9 feet

lol

that dick's like 2 times me

oof

She’s right winged gets my humor hot af fun to be around

She has wings

only the right side though

But wouldn’t even give a chance

Damn

Dolf, I think you've reached the point in your life where it's time to start day drinking

we are getting some good lore

I am 17

Hey me too man

move to canada, then you can start in 2 years

Suck me first

move to the netherlands, you can start next year

You’ve asked out more girls than me already so that’s pretty impressive

if you move to canada I will

I was approached by a girl in middle school, fairly sure she was fucking with me though

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I didn’t even really ask her out

I just told her

I was stalked by a girl on Twitter

That was great

nice, was she cute

she was a blaxican

The only one in my entire town

Local treasure

World*

A girl fell for me once

you people need to embrace the life of the vocel

She was 2 years younger though and a bit crazy

Ah

Oh shit

That’s happened to me as well

man don't even get me started on all the crazy ones

It was my friends little sister

Very scary

is there something about me that attracts insane people

>wasn't even approached by the insane ones

The thing is

The fact that I attract anyone at all is a genuine miracle

Maybe it was the fact that I constantly joked about sucking my friends dick, so they assumed I was gay

I try to forget all the past interactions between me and my little sisters friends

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nothing good comes from remembering