general

I’ve gone for the route of never tell anyone

Working well

^ also what gent said

And she gets my dark sense of humor

So shit that’s two things right there

And she’s short do

So*

we talking vinny short or girl short?

5’4 maybe

aren’t those the same

so vinny short

Vinny short

Got it

lmao

Maybe 5’5 idk

You didn’t get measurements?

if she is 5'5 she beats vinny

No

Ask her for her outline

Damn, I’m always on the lookout for the best genes

I’m not weird like y’all

I just fuck my cousins

That’s normal though

same but unironically

Then post pics, and we'll measure using internet calculus

I prefer geometry

Shit idk if I have one lol

No wait fuck

I have so many fucking cousins it is not even funny

That was mostly a joke Dolf

I’m not giving y’all her face wtf

Don't actually post pics

I have approximately 23 cousins

I was saying post her outline

Wait

25

I probably have like 20 I am actively around, then like 40 I have never talked to

But how big is her dick?

Massive

Damn

345 cm

I don’t speak fucking mexican

Give it to me in inches

That's like... multiple inches

Damn

Oh I'll give it to you in inches

3.45m

nice

About 2 inches

That’s like 9 feet

Why does everyone want to fuck me

More

God damnit

her dick is about 2.5 times the average man

shit

height wise, not average dick size

But like

Hold on let me calculate my dick in Mexican

considering I am like, 1.6m

but 6 feet tall

way more than 9 feet

lol

that dick's like 2 times me

oof

She’s right winged gets my humor hot af fun to be around

She has wings

only the right side though

But wouldn’t even give a chance

she lost the left in nam

Damn

Dolf, I think you've reached the point in your life where it's time to start day drinking

we are getting some good lore

I am 17

Hey me too man

move to canada, then you can start in 2 years

Suck me first

move to the netherlands, you can start next year

You’ve asked out more girls than me already so that’s pretty impressive