general

Coincidence?

Shit

same

stop

y-youll reveal the secret

You have the splurcher role

How pure could you be

and you're poison

find someone more pure than me in this world

a baby

Original sin

Try again Max

Past xbrox

incorrect actually

try again

how? you can never regain purity, only loose it

you regain it by never doing it again

you've still lost the purity though

sadly yes

Roll for your purity then

im not going to roll for that

baby xBrox is 100% more pure than you now

i dont trust the dice gods that much

accurate

AKA past xBrox

baby xbrox was held by everyone for 20 minutes while my mom watched

when she was born

Umbreon, do you know what it means to be "helfed"?

lol its held, majorly messed it up

Misspelling held makes you even more innocent Makes it seem like you've never been held in your life or something

Way more pure

lol i cant tell if your being sarcastic or not

Might as well flip a coin for it at this point Given I'm exhausted

not crying means there's a demon inside

my mom waited while i was passed around at the delivery

Did not insult Thank you dice boi

kek

The nurse tried to steal me when I was born

same

Why do we even let women be nurses anymore? We should return to the era where only eunuchs could be nurses

finally someone gets it

Rusp volunteers I see

What am I volunteering for

is that actually you spooky? or are you actually new?

confused and slightly afraid of your profile picture 🤔

I thought that was leg

That’s my alt

I'm not trying to meme/deceive anyone Actually me, got locked out of my main because I don't have my authenticator

oh

rip

Nah jk

It’s actually my alt

We all know the only person who makes alts to deceive people is Max

Nice try Rusp

I just realized my attempt to oust myself makes no sense

As I’m not attempting to deceive anyone and am openly admitting that this is my alt

pls

Man Rusp, I could make this better and actually just give you this account

brb

@Zingly 7 (Engineering Cum Princess) they're being meanies! WutFace

DONT BAN ME

they're

trie

"Waaaah Pika! They're not telling me everything straight up and are memeing!!!"

if you are going to swing me around as a weapon, at least use the right form of they're

tbh

fines