general

Jebaited mfw I go to check if someone is there waiting

I went to go eat dinner and my phone went on standby

oof

kek

max

buy chris chan

do it

>ended

rip max

he also has offered to give people blowjobs for cash

max, take one for the team

I need this

no

man pika

what a shitty plan to dox max

Thanks

another spook :dansgame:

that's really spooky btw

It is?

I thought I was Max

looking for Phijkchu avatars

delet

Notice, all ye observers Max and I never talk simultaneously, it's always one message after the other

Coincidence?

Shit

same

stop

y-youll reveal the secret

You have the splurcher role

How pure could you be

and you're poison

a baby

Original sin

Try again Max

Past xbrox

incorrect actually

try again

how? you can never regain purity, only loose it

you regain it by never doing it again

you've still lost the purity though

sadly yes

Roll for your purity then

im not going to roll for that

baby xBrox is 100% more pure than you now

i dont trust the dice gods that much

accurate

AKA past xBrox

baby xbrox was held by everyone for 20 minutes while my mom watched

when she was born

Umbreon, do you know what it means to be "helfed"?

lol its held, majorly messed it up

Misspelling held makes you even more innocent Makes it seem like you've never been held in your life or something

Way more pure

lol i cant tell if your being sarcastic or not

Might as well flip a coin for it at this point Given I'm exhausted

but its true lol, i was passed around by everyone, i was told later in life that as a bab, i never cried

not crying means there's a demon inside

my mom waited while i was passed around at the delivery

Did not insult Thank you dice boi

kek

The nurse tried to steal me when I was born

same

Why do we even let women be nurses anymore? We should return to the era where only eunuchs could be nurses

finally someone gets it

Rusp volunteers I see

What am I volunteering for

is that actually you spooky? or are you actually new?

confused and slightly afraid of your profile picture 🤔

I thought that was leg